"Dungeons and Dragons never goes away.
Girls can still smell that shit 20 years later. "

Today's post is dedicated to anyone who's ever rolled a 20-sided die. You're probably not proud of that period in your life... but admitting to your problem is the first step on the road to recovery.

1. The original television commercial for D&D.
2. Patton Oswald, one of my favorite new comedians, makes a guest appearance on Reno:9-11. It's brilliant.
3. Game night with the boys.
4. Stephen Colbert comes clean.
5. And while we're on the subject of geeks... here's one for the Trekkies.

"The Renaissance Faire may not be the source of all your problems, but it sure as shit isn’t helping any. "