Thursday, December 17, 2009

HIDEOUS ALIEN ENDORSES KELLOGG'S RAISIN BRAN

"I'm not pointing any talons here..."

Love this.

WHAT ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO FOREIGNERS

This Italian singer performs a rock tune in gibberish that's imitating English. It's called "Prisencolinensinainciusol" and it was written in 1972. Funny thing is, it sounds like English to me too.

Plus it kinda rocks!



Wednesday, December 16, 2009

THE PHANTOM MENACE - DECONSTRUCTED

This is a brilliant (and surprisingly informed) critique of everything that's wrong with The Phantom Menace. It's also pretty damn funny. All you haters (like me) will enjoy the hell of of it.






LET'S ENHANCE

This is brilliant.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

MORE UKES

So, I took a uke lesson and, man, it was way fun. I only wish my life allowed me to actually practice. Maybe when my kids get a little older.

In the meantime I'll just have to be green with envy watching and listening to others master the uke.

Here are a few targets of my jealousy:






STYX + UKE - IRONY = EARNEST TUNE ABOUT ALIENS

...that's surprisingly palatable.

Or maybe dementia is setting in...



WE GOT THAT B-ROLL

Damn I wish I had thought of this! Freakin' funny.
Love the depressed woman touching the wall.


Thursday, December 03, 2009

WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO TIGER WOODS?

This explains it all for you. (Thanks Jeff S!)



Wednesday, November 25, 2009

MUPPETS + BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

= Pure Joy.


Monday, November 23, 2009

JUST AMAZING

There's something about stop-action animation that's simultaneously enthralling, compelling and haunting. Unlike computer animation, the weight and density of the objects moving seems 'real'... in a way that messes with your mind.



WANT TO UNDERSTAND HOW AN ATOM WORKS?

These golden retrievers are here to help you...


Thursday, November 19, 2009

I WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A JOKE

...But maybe
it's not. A religious Wii game that uses a crucifix controller and kneeling pad, and you can earn 'grace' points.

Oy!


ANOTHER HOLY SH%T VIDEO MOMENT

Watch this clip where a track inspector almost gets hit by a train. Twice! As the kids text these days... OMG!



Tuesday, November 17, 2009

STAR TREK... THE MISSING PILOT

Discovered this on Boing Boing. There's an unreleased alternative pilot of Star Trek: The Original Series that some German collector has made available. It's being offered with the complete Third Season DVDs. It was emtitled "Where No One Has Gone Before," and included a different opening monlogue, among other things.

Check out this footage...


Monday, November 16, 2009

H.P. LOVECRAFT FOR THE SPROUT NETWORK


If PBS Kids were truly interested in political and religious balance it'd include Li'l Cthulhu in it's morning line up! The Elder Gods of madness, despair and death have never been so cute!



SEAL TRIES TO TEACH PHOTOGRAPHER HOW TO EAT PENGUIN

...This amazing video shows... well, you read the title, right? What's incredible to me (aside from the photos) is that the seal showed genuine concern for the photographer.
It not only wanted to feed him, it wanted to teach him how to survive on his own.

Give a man a penguin, and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to hunt penguin...


Friday, November 13, 2009

WTF?!!!!

I sure wish I understood Japanese. Anyone want to translate? It's like Saved By The Bell meets William S Burroughs.




Oh, and there's a trailer...


Wednesday, November 11, 2009

DOGS CELEBRATE VETERAN'S DAY TOO!

I don't know how you can't get choked up over this one.



HIGH QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT FROM 1987

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Crystal light National Aerobic Championship, hosted by none other than Alan Thicke!!!



Monday, November 09, 2009

THE MUPPET SHOW

For those of you who would like to take a walk down memory lane, I give you a smorgasbord of topnotch Muppet gags and bits. Jay Leno could take lesson...

Dueling banjos w Steve Martin....




Animal vs Buddy Rich...




John Cleese on The Muppet Show...



Beaker - Ode To Joy

Friday, November 06, 2009

THIS IS AMAZING!

99 Classic albums in one mash-up tune. Simply incredible! Wish I had an actual mp3 of the tune...


Eclectic Method Goes Phish from Eclectic Method on Vimeo.

WELL, THEY ALWAYS SAY, "WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW..."

Courtesy of Jeff S. As he says, another officially entry for the WTF category.



Wednesday, November 04, 2009

SOMETIMES JUSTICE IS... JUST. SORTA.

So, a nine year old girl accidentally sets down birthday gift cards at Wal-Mart. Then two women find them and decide to use of for their own purchases, even the girl's name is written on them.


The judge offers them jail time or public shaming.


I wish white collar criminals had to go through extended sentences of shaming like this whenever they get probation.


Going after poor people is just, well, too easy. Even when they do sucky things like steal a kid's gift card.


LIKE SODA POP?

Not as much as this guy...

I wish I lived in L.A. ... just so I could shop at the Galco’s Soda Pop Stop. I really want to try the Rose and Cuke sodas.

DUDE, THE INSECT WORLD IS TOTALLY BRUTAL

Praying mantis eats grasshopper. No left overs.



Thursday, October 22, 2009

SO, HOW LONG UNTIL THE RIGHT WINGNUTS TRY TO SWIFTBOAT THIS GUY

This makes me cry...



Monday, October 19, 2009

HOLIDAYS ARE AROUND THE CORNER

So, here begins my posts about cool stuff you can buy. Now, I don't want everything on this on-going list of rampant consumer hipness... but I'm sure someone on your Xmas/ Chanukah/Kwaanza list would.

1. Rosie The Riveter Bookends. Very cool. Just $35.

2. Geeky T-Shirts. For that special person who doesn't care if no one 'gets it'.

3. Eyeball nesting dolls. Amazing and already SOLD.

4. Vampire Killing Kits. Oooh, I want one. Anyone got a spare $14K?

5. Zero-G Spice Racks. Cool looking and space-saving too!
HOLY SH*T!

That's all I have to say about this.


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

WHEN CAT'S BREAK UP...

...It isn't pretty. Man, I feel like I've been in that poor black and white's shoes...



Thursday, October 01, 2009

28 Days Later... in one minute

Someone should make a film festival of stuff like this...



WORST BEATLES COVER EVAH!

'nuf said...



Friday, September 25, 2009

ZOMBIES ON YOUR LAWN

Cute Aussies. Cute Aussie song. Cure video.

'nuff said.


Monday, September 21, 2009

TOM WAITS ON FERNWOOD 2NIGHT

Amazing what you can find on the Internets.


Saturday, September 19, 2009

THIS IS THE LEVEL IGNORANCE WE'RE FIGHTING AGAINST...

Teabaggers. Aside from their embarrasing name (do they know what a teabagger is?), they also exhibit an astounding level of ignorance and hatred. It really depresses me that we're in the year 2009 and people like this are influencing American political policy.



Friday, September 18, 2009

WOW, I CAN'T IMAGINE THIS COMMERCIAL EVER PLAYING IN THE U.S.

...or Israel. I can't decide if this is brilliant or offensive beyond belief. Truly...


TIME IS GOING REALLY REALLY REALLY SLOW...

A police officer in Dearborn confiscates marijuana from suspects, bakes it into brownies and then hilariously loses his job.

Is this why pot is illegal? To save us from stupid 9-1-1 calls?


THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS ROCK

My God these guys were brilliant.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

AMAZING ANIMATED FILM BY SELF-TAUGHT ANIMATOR

Surreal. Brilliant. THis animated film is as ambitious an undertaking I've ever seen.


RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK IF IT WAS RELEASED IN 1952

It's a mind-boggling loop... a homage to an homage done in the style of the what Raiders was paying homage to...

And it's great!



THE HELL OF SMOOTH JAZZ

All I can say is that animator Mike Stern and I are kindred souls...



Thursday, September 10, 2009

OK, TELL ME YOU AREN'T IMPRESSED....

The film is called
Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. and it's amazing.


Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. from Chris Cairns on Vimeo.

OMG THIS IS BRILLIANT

Now why don't we see more ads like this on the TV? I'm pretty far from Deisel's intended market but I'd be willing to buy a pair of their jeans if they promised to keep making commercials like this.

BTW ... this is probably NOT SAFE FOR WORK.



QUICK DRAW McGRAW WAS A NIHILIST

Created Merril Markoe, David Letterman's old partner and main squeeze.


Simply brilliant...


REAGAN EXPLAINS HOW HE'S HELPED THE NEGROES...

Ah, yes, the Great Communicator in action.



BABY POLICE

This one's got foreign language Oscar written all over it...



Monday, August 24, 2009

THEY DON'T END MOVIES LIKE THIS ANYMORE...

Flames.
Swing music.
A swimming pool.

Esther Williams.

What more do you need?


THE RING... AS PERFORMED BY CHIMPS

It's kinda cute and kinda creepy at the same time. Oy! What will those Japanese come up with next?



30 ROCK... THE PORNO

Nothing says "success" like a porn send-up.


AMERICAN PSYCHO meets THIS MUST BE THE PLACE

As far as homage music videos go this one is the sh%t.
Miles Fisher is a lesser-known actor who does a great job of evoking Christian Bale's iconic performance.
He also did a great job of sending up Tom Cruise in the execrable Superhero Movie.

Anywho, I like this video and I like the cover tune. Check it out... please.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Jesus H Christ!

I always wondered what the "H" was for.

Anywho...

In the sprawling suburb of Livonia, MI, there's a city council race and apparently bat-shit crazy Glenn Moon is running for office. Now, I've never met Glenn but after watching his campaign video I feel fairly confident in my assessment that he's part of insane party.



Thursday, August 13, 2009

INGMAR BERGMAN - IN PRAISE OF COMMERCIALS

These are courtesy of my friend Steffen. Supposedly Bergman called these commercials by director Roy Andersson the best in the world. Not sure I'd go that far but I certainly do like 'em!



Wednesday, August 12, 2009

MOLLY RINGWALD: ON JOHN HUGHES

The star of Sixteen Candles (and the girl I had a serious crush on when I was 18) writes a poignant and moving editorial about John Hughes. Damn, I have a crush all over again.

Read it here.
WAY COOL COMMERCIAL...

I think it's for the French Postal Service. Forgive me, I don't speak French. Still, watch the Mac laptop turn into a cool-ass spaceship.


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

A WOODEN MIRROR

Freaky and incredible. Watch the video then go to
this site to learn how it works.

I really really want to see one of these up close. I also imagine a cool music video using the wooden images is in the works.


Monday, August 10, 2009

80's POP MEETS RAGTIME

If you ever wondered what "Don't You Love Me" would sound like if Scott Joplin wrote it, wonder no more...

OKAY THIS IS CREEPY...

The video is called Fucking Hell. It's by British conceptual artists Jake and Dinos Chapman, who created this lovely sculpture. Check it out.



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APPARENTLY BEN STILLER IS REALLY EXCITED TO JOIN FOX STUDIOS

When you're as rich as he is you can blow a whole lotta cash on stuff like this...



DIAMOND DAVE GOES BLUEGRASS

Van Halen the way it was meant to be heard... as Ozark-ified goodness. Man, I can't wait for the album... Strummin With The Devil.



I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT ROTTWEILER SAID...

...but it sure pissed off that cat.

(hey, I'm back from vacation and ready to post!)


Sunday, July 26, 2009

I HOPE THE RECEPTION WASW HALF AS FUN AS THE CEREMONY...

Those Minnesotans! This St. Paul wedding party clearly had a damn good time making a one-of-a-kind entrance.


Thursday, July 23, 2009

IF ONLY THE REST OF THE FILM LIVED UP TO ITS OPENING

This is from Ghost Ship, a mediocre horror film with an outrageously concocted opening scene. It actually goes giddy with violence for another 3-4 minutes before moving to modern times and just generally sucking.



Wednesday, July 22, 2009

THESE PEOPLE ARE FREAKIN' HEROES!


THE BEST JUGGLING ROUTINE I'VE EVER SEEN...

Not because he wows you with what he can do. Not because he uses dangerous objects. But because he turns something that is typically clownish into something artistic and expressive. Seriously. Check it out...



Tuesday, July 21, 2009

HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE?

Best movie trailer evah! Get before you been got.

Uhura? WTF?


AMAZING PHOTO ESSAY

And I mean AMAZING. This collection of 20 photos of places on Earth that seem like alien landscapes is truly stunning. Don't miss it.


And FYI, the included picture is from Oregon. Yeah. Wow.


EXTREME ACCORDIAN

Courtesy Oleg Sharov, the original dude of the accordian...



BUZZ ALDRIN PUNCHES MOON LANDING DENIER

Maybe we could convince him to kick the crap out of a few Holocaust deniers as well...


CHEECH & CHONG DISCUSS THE ECONOMY

And when they disagree they go all Tron on each other's ass.


...which I would love to embed but it won't allow me. So, go here and watch it.


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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

FIRST PERSON SHOOTER DISEASE

All they need is Sally Struthers asking, "Won't you give?"



SO WRONG... YET, SO RIGHT

My son was briefly into Duck Tales and my God how I hated that opening song. The show was, well, mediocre Disney for TV. This version is so much better...


Though there's no way in hell I'd let me son see it!


Thursday, July 09, 2009

LOVE THIS

The video choreography in this is just wonderful... and it actually gets better as it goes along. What I particularly love is how it illustrates the landscape of creativity that the Internet is offering, creating a cultural language and expression that is unique, collaborative and adaptable.

Enjoy!


BATMAN DRANK TOO MUCH ICE TEA

This is damn funny.


MONEY'S EYE MUDDISH BY DESIGN

He's very passionate about...something. "ALICE ALICE GET MORE PIE"

This cannot be explained. Well, except by Germans. But you should watch it.


CREEPY ADS

Retro Comedy gathers the 15 Creepiest Ads Of All Time.


And they are. Really.
THE GREATEST BULLSHIT STORY EVER TOLD

I really miss George Carlin.



EVEN MEMBERS OF SARAH PALIN'S STAFF ARE CRAZY

I love listening Anderson Cooper puzzle over Meg Stapleton's basketball analogy... which makes no sense.

God, the sooner we are done with this woman the better off we'll all be. I blame you, John McCain. Not only did you throw away what little respect people had for you but you unleashed this hillbilly power-hungry mental midget on our nation. I mean, she actually seems to believe that getting elected to political office is akin to winning American Idol.



Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died

It's the movie clip that keeps on giving. I wonder how the filmmakers feel about it?

WHAT. IS. UP. WITH. THE. JAPANESE?

This is insane. Just utterly insane.




BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS

Can you guess who they are? Well, of course, you don't have to guess. The vids tell you.

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2.



3.



4.



1. Sarah Michelle Gellar 2. Leonardo DiCaprio 3. Ben Affleck 4. John Travolta
MOTHER UCKERS

The genius of Flight Of The Conchords. I needed something like these to break up the tedium of my work day. Luckily, I work from home so I don't have to worry about whether it was safe for work.

It's not. But that shouldn't stop you from enjoying the hell out of these hilarious tunes.

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros (There ain't no party like my nana's tea party)



"Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy? "



LADIES OF THE WORLD



Probably the best way to ask for, well, you know... anal sex...



LEGGY BLONDE (the office equipment solo is awesome)



Best for last: It's Business Time

Monday, June 29, 2009

ON A DJANGO REINHARDT KICK...

Enjoy the hell out these. I certainly have.





Sunday, June 28, 2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

JOHN HODGEMAN TESTS OBAMA'S NERD CREDENTIALS

Wonderful! And the three part answer is:

1. Shai-Hulud

2. A Thumper

3. The Water of Life


TOOTHPICK S.F.

Okay, this is pretty amazing. And Ripley's Believe It Or Not should be ashamed they only offered the guy $40K. It took him 34 years to make it!



I'm not ashamed to admit...

...this story made me cry.
WHAT I REALLY WANTED FOR FATHER'S DAY

Anybody want to spend $3500 to make me a very happy dad?


Didn't think so.


Still, I've always wanted to open a wine bar called Macabre, where tables were made from tombstones and classic Universal horror films constantly ran on B&W TV screens and, man, wouldn't this couch look so great in that setting?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

WHEN THE MUPPETS WERE BAD

Check out these incredibly violent commercials created in the late 50s by Jim Henson. I always knew there was a dark side to Kermit and the gang.



Wednesday, June 03, 2009

OBAMA'S DOG VS THE PRESS

The dog wins!



Monday, June 01, 2009

EVERYBODY KEEPS CALLING ME S

Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport. Brilliant!




Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport
LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS...

Stop action goodness. Watch and feel the filmmaking love...



MORE WEIRDNESS FROM JAPAN

Nice Muscle! All I gotta say is thong-wearing polar bears. Courtesy my pal, Jeff S.



Sunday, May 31, 2009

AND IN OTHER NEWS...

1. Openly gay teen
voted prom queen by his high school. Guess which anti-gay marriage state this occured in. Here come the pundits, Mormon cash infusions and that freaky web commercial about storms gathering. Watch the parody... (guest starring George Takei)



2. Wikipedia bans Church of Scientology. Yeah! Here come the lawyers. And Thetans.

3. Wonder what important issues Wasilla newspapers are covering? Will the Anti-Christ be Will from Will And Grace? Now we know which papers Sarah Palin was talking about when she said she reads "all of them."

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

THE COOLEST MURALS I'VE EVER SEEN...

I mean, the coolest.
Evah!
Seriously.


Wish I could get one painted on the side of my house....

See 'em here.
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LADYBUG PICNIC

Love this classic from Sesame Street. I love that they sat around telling knock-knock jokes. I love even more that they complained about the high price of fire insurance.

Man, I miss enjoying this show the way I did when I was five. There are very few pure experiences that I remember. Sesame Street is one of them.

TONKA TORTOISE

What can I say? I'm a sucker for animal stories.
Check this one out and go "awwww!"



THEME FROM PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

I used to be obsessed with this tune as a kid. If I saw these women perform it, I can only imagine how deep that obsession would have gone.

Enjoy!


(and, yes, I know it's Tocata en Fugue)


Monday, May 25, 2009

NOT COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

One the one hand, this fan created trailer for a Green Lantern movie starring Nathan Fillion is a comic geek's wet dream. It's incredibly well-executed, using footage from Firefly, Star Trek, etc. Plus I love that it boldly demonstrates how copy protections stifle creativity that harms no one.

On the other hand, the sheer level of geekry makes me uncomfortable. Not because the creator obviously spent incredible hours putting this thing together but because I really really enjoyed it.



EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ORGASMS BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK

I love TED Talks. They can easily suck up my time, filling my mind with new and innovative ways of looking at the word. It's like intellectual popcorn.

Here Mary Roach fills you in (no pun intended) on the 10 THings You Didn't Know About Orgasms.

Watch and learn...


Saturday, May 23, 2009

ARE YOU REALLY SCHOOLED IN FACEBOOK ETIQUETTE?

Watch and learn, my padwans...


THE SITE MOVIE GOERS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

You're watching a great movie and suddenly you have to pee. You put if off. After all, you don't want to miss any cool action scenes, hilariosu jokes or juicy plot revelations. But the pressure in your bladder just keeps growing and growing. Pain radiates throughout your nether regions. You've really really gotta go.

RunPee.com is the answer.

The website suggests the best moments to make a dash to the bathroom and even fill you in on what you've missed. It's the kind of web servies that almosts makes me wish I had an iPhone. But then I remember, I'm a critic. I see movies 2 weeks before everyone else. The site is useless to me.

But maybe for you, it will mean a happy movie-going experience and a happy bladder.

Friday, May 22, 2009

THE HISTORY OF WEED COURTESY OF WEEDS

I'm no toker but our country's laws against cannibis and, particularly hemp, seem moronic and irrational in the extreme. The idea that anyone is in prison at all for smoking or selling pot just seems like the biggest waste of public resources and abuse of justice. Pot is clearly no more dangerous than alcohol. I'd even argue it's less so.

I mean, I know my argument is anecdotal but I have never seen a pothead get belligerent and beat his wife and kids or indulge in a bit of gay bashing. Sure, 7-Elevens will probably see an uptick in munchies being shoplifted, but I hardly think we should be enforcing draconian laws to protect us from Pringles robbers

Anyway, time to get off my soapbox. Enjoy!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

JESSE VENTURA TALKS THE TRUTH


ACOUSTIC ROCK FOR US GEEKS

That's all I have to say. Love the lyrics. Especially toward the end.



JIMMY KIMMEL IS MY HERO

And if he still has a job with ABC by the end of the week I'll be incredibly surprised. Still,
a moment of honesty is a glorious thing, ain't it?

Bouncing onto the stage at just after 4 p.m., Mr. Kimmel self-deprecatingly declared, “All of ABC’s late night comedy talent is assembled here on one stage.” After rattling off a few statistics about the affluence of his viewers, he then admitted that he’d made all the numbers up. (He said so in a more obscene way.)

Then, in a “Jerry Maguire”-like moment of clarity, Mr. Kimmel said, “Everything you’re going to hear this week is” nonsense. “Let’s get real here. Let’s get Dr. Phil-real here. These new fall shows? We’re going to cancel about 90 percent of them. Maybe more.” If ABC is so confident in its new fall shows, he asked, why is it announcing them at the same time it announces the midseason shows that will replace those fall shows? “This show ‘Shark Tank’ has the word tank right in the title,” he said

To the ABC advertisers, Mr. Kimmel said, “Every year we lie to you and every year you come back for more. You don’t need an upfront. You need therapy. We completely lie to you, and then you pass those lies onto your clients.”

Read the rest here.

IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE FILM THIS SUMMER...

See "Everyone Poops"



Wednesday, May 13, 2009

STAR WARS GEEKS JEALOUS OF NEW STAR TREK MOVIE

I guess this is a pretty clever response. It still doesn't change the fact that Star Trek is soooo much better than the last 4 Star Wars flicks (including the execrable Clone Wars movie).



Monday, May 11, 2009

BEST BANK COMMERCIAL EVAH!

Seriously, this is brilliant stuff. Man, I wish american TV were this daring. Strange that the only country on Earth with the guaranteed right to free speech would never allow a commercial like this to be shown.


COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE THIS...

As a film critic I can tell you my job would be so much easier if all I had to review were films like Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus. Heck, the review practically writes itself.

And with stars like Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson, you know Oscar nominations are going to come calling early!


THE ULTIMATE PANTSING

I really love this. Why Levi's hasn't built a commercial around these guys I'll never know...


Thursday, May 07, 2009

IT'S RON'S DICK. MINUS RON.

Just saw this trailer. Must see this movie. One-Eyed Monster.



Sunday, May 03, 2009

I LOVE ME SOME GOOD MASHUP

Eclectic Method's tribute to Quentin Tarrantino. Damn yummy!



OKAY, THIS IS PRETTY DAMN COOL

Guy launches his 36 ft model rocket.



JAPANESE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE AD

I've said it before. I'll say it again. I just don't get Japanese culture. But I sure do like it.



SPOILER ALERT

Again, courtesy The Daily What.
ANOTHER HOMAGE TO SWINE FLU


WINNIE THE FLU

Courtesy The Daily What.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Of COARSE AS FAR AS I KNOW, AMERICAN COPS AREN'T OFFICIALLY TAUGHT HOW TO BEAT UP PEOPLE WITHOUT LEAVING INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE

...like the Chinese. Their police training manual just got leaked on the Internet and reveals that cops are taught how to abuse prisoners and get away with it,

Yup, pretty much what you'd expect from a country with serious human rights issues. But, heck, what would WalMat be without their products? Nothing to see here. Move on.
THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM

In case you're off the Internet outrage circuit, here's another example of law enforcement using tasers to subdue essentially harmless people. This guy's great crime? Being naked at Coachella and refusing to put his clothes back on. What's really disturbing is how they start administering shocks to his face and head for no apparent reason. I hope these assholes seriously pay. But I'm too cynical to believe that anything will happen to them at all.

Once the rubber gloves go on it gets ugly.

Warning, pot belly and penis on full display!


Waterboarding Memo Unplugged

There's a special place in hell for John Yoo.



DICK OF THE MONTH CLUB

Not a person but a rental management company. The mother of a popular special education teacher is harassed by his former landlord to pay late rental fees and, get this, an early termination fee after he's murdered.

The complete blackhearted asshole-ishness of some people can be astounding. But, hey, according to libertarians the unseen hand of the marketplace will cure all society's ills.

Read about the ghoulish scumbags at CCRT Properties in Brookfield, Wisconsin right here.

Friday, April 24, 2009

THE MOST AMAZING SCRABBLE COMMERCIALS EVAH!

God, I love these commercials. Which is a pretty odd thing to say, I know. But these cross over the line between craven marketing and artistic inspiration. If half the ads on TV were this creative people would hit the fast forward on their DVR a whole lot less.

Eat 'em up, yum!





And, actually, here's another nifty one...

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

WONDERUL WONDERFUL WONDERFUL

Watch this video then watch how it was made. Absolutely fascinating. Oh, and did I mention, wonderful?




I LOVE STEPHEN COLBERT

A storm is coming...


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