More evidence that our country is going to hell in a handbasket

...or why do people suck so much?

1. Uncle Sam wants you! Even if you're a convicted felon.

2. Obama, Osama, hmm, are they brothers? Who would ask such a thing? If you guessed Christians you move on to our bonus round.

3. Cheese in your luggage = terrorist threat. No, really. I used to confuse "Munster" with "Monster" when I was four, so maybe that's the reason.