I FIND YOUR LACK OF FASHION DISTURBING

1. "Hello Vader" courtesy Jeff.

2. Dear Billy: "Your parents are right. You can subscribe to Hustler when you turn 18. Hang in there - you'll be 18 before you know it. Until then, you should read the Sears Roebuck catalog."

Sincerely,

Larry Flynt

Little Billy gets advice from Charles Manson, the Unabomber, Richard Ramirez (The Night Stalker), Alan Greenspan, Ahnold, Clarence Thomas, and, of course, Dick Cheney.

3. Ginger or Maryanne. The great debate is resolved.

4. "Little Bunny Jihad hopping through the forest. Scooping up the jewish infidels and bopping them on the head!"