GAY APPLIANCES

"Double ended male "adapters" are illegal, dangerous, a fire hazard, and possible [sic]immoral. If you have need of this "adapter" you have hung a string of lights backwards."

Bet you didn't know that plug adapters could be, well, limp wristed. If they had a wrist. Which they don't. But they are still, quite obviously, sinful. Dirty, filthy adapters that pervert our electrical system.

This sign spotted in an ACE Hardware. I love that the manager felt the need to illustrate his point.

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