OBAMA - MCCAIN DANCE OFF!

ARE YOU FIRED UP?

This is totally why I'm voting for this guy.

WOMAN MOST LIKELY TO GET A BAG OF FLAMING POO ON HER DOORSTEP

It's rare that you get to see a real witch on Halloween.

This one lives in Grosse Pointe Farms, about 45 miles from my home.

Watch...

GOOD CAMPAIGN AD

...pass it on!

Especially to family and frineds who are on the fence about who they're going to vote for.

Really.

OPIE / RICHIE CUNNINGHAM ENDORSES OBAMA

...and so does Andy Griffith and the Fonz. Really.

See it for yourself.

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THE POSTER THAT INSPIRED A NATION ... OF POSTERS

You all recognize Shepard Fairey's Obama campaign poster (first printings now selling on EBay for $10, 000), yes?

Well, it's inspired an avalanche of outakes, spoofs, political comment and naked racism. Here's a gallery.

Some are brilliant. Some are appalling. Some made me laugh so hard milk spurted out of my nose.

Still, it's fascinating to see how people riff on pop culture at the speed of light.

Here are a few of my faves...

IS SARAH PALIN PULLING FOR OBAMA?

I guess when you spend $150, 000 on wardrobe you don't have time to think about what it is you're actually wearing. (check the scarf)

Local blogger Mark Maynard says, "I suspect there’s a gay salesperson at Saks laughing his ass off right now."

Go Dems!

MAN, I LOVE DAVID SEDARIS

He has a brilliant essay in The New Yorker that scorches the so-called undecided, those who just can't decide between Barack Obama or John McCain. A frined thinks it's really white people who don't want to admit that they'd never vote for a black man. Lord, I hope that ain't so.

Sedaris has a better line of reasoning. Here's a taste...

I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention?

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

Read the rest here.

THE GOOD WILL THAT ELECTION SEASON BRINGS

With all this talk about the Pro-American and Real American regions in our country why is it always Republican supporters who commit acts of violence and vandalism, and say the most awful things? Funny that. I guess that's just the way 'real Americans' express their patriotism.

Here are a few heart warming tales from the front...

1- Voting machines malfunctioning. Who woulda guessed? Explanation... the machines have problems with humidity. Good thing they're in a state like Florida, huh?

2- Obama sign replaced with a Confederate flag. Stay classy, Chester, Virginia!

3- Chicago Tribune endorses first Democrat for President. Ever.

4- Sarah Palin unable to correctly answer a third grader's question: What does the Vice President do? Apparently no one's told her yet.

5- RNC spends $150K on Palin's campaign wardrobe. Now there's someone who understands the plight of people struggling on a middle class income!

6- Guy in Ohio lynches Obama in effigy. Stay classy, Mike Lundsford!

7- Al Jazeera interviews Palin supporters. You don't see this on CNN.



8- So, who attends a Sarah Palin rally? Watch the video to witness how real Americans act. Don't you just love the guy who thinks Obama is a monkey? I think I just threw up in my mouth.




9- Finally, just who are the 15% of Americans who think the country is on the right track.

YES WE CARVE!

OBAMA VS MCCAIN - THE CONDENSED VERSION

Yep, this is about it.

I LIKE THIS

'nuff said.

OKAY, THIS IS JUST PURE UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT

If I hear one more pinheaded right wing commentator talk about the "liberal" media I'm going to puke. Case in point: CNN asks... yes, they actually dedicated news time to this... Is Obama The AntiChrist?

Aside for the fact that we all know Dick Cheney is the freakin' AntiChrist, in what reality is this responsible journalism? When was the last time you saw ANY Republican get called the AntiChrist by a major news outlet? Never.

Boy, good thing the Left Behind authors were there to offer a balanced perspective:

"I can see by the language he uses why people think he could be the antichrist," adds LaHaye, "but from my reading of scripture, he doesn't meet the criteria. There is no indication in the Bible that the antichrist will be an American."

Most of the time I refrain from cursing in my blog but WHAT THE FUCK? Has our country and its news media gone FUCKING INSANE? When did we reenter the 11th Century?

Here's the embarrassing, insulting and just plain imbecilic clip...



For the record:

George Bush +AntiChrist = 294, 000 hits.
John McCain+AntiChrist = 489, 000 hits.
Sarah Palin+AntiChrist = 226,000.

Clearly, Obama is the most evil with 900,000 hits.

But wait...

Christians + idiots = 5,950, 000 hits.
Yup, that's 5 million.

CNN + idiots = 2,110,000 hits

Maybe there is something to this Google hits = truth formula after all.


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I Think I'm Changing My Vote

Inspired...

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