No one can be held responsible for their actions at a Moody Blues concert

Did Cindy McCain cheat on her cheatin' hubby? Did this sad, drug addled beer heiress seek the tender attentions of a man who was not her husband? The National Enquirer is on the case!

Say it ain't so, Cindy! What's next? Sarah Palin sleeping with her hsuband's business partner? Oop. Already happened. Okay, so I'm waiting for the story about her getting it on with Joe The Plumber. Or maybe a moose. You betcha!