ZOMBIES VS THE STRAIGHT DOPE

When I lived in Chicago, oh-so many moons ago, I used to devotedly read The Straight Dope in the Chicago Reader. However, when I moved to the West Coast, the weeklies didn't run Cecil Whatever-his-last-name-was (Adams?) twisted Mr. Answer column.

Recently, I stumbled across his fun-to-read web site. My favorite post so far is:

How would the U.S. military fight a zombie army?

Of all the world's problems, I think this might be most pressing.