Tales Of Corporate & Legal Douche Baggery

1- Warner/DC comics shuts down children's cancer charity auction over trademark

2- Imagine if she'd had a slice o' pie with that. Woman fired after being accused of 'stealing' $2 from Tim Horton. Gets her day in court.

3- Because web surfing is everybody's business. Charter Communications, the fourth-largest cable system in the U.S., has informed its high-speed Internet customers that it's going to track every site they visit on the Web. Good thing cable isn't a monopoly or anything. Oh, right.

4- Don't pay your $300 dental bill, lose your house. Makes sense to me. If I were a complete asshole.