TALES OF AMERICAN JUSTICE...

...and other weirdness.

1- Your 18 year-old daughter fails her GED. What's a father to do? Go to jail.

2- Wal-Mart loss prevention detectives are second only to FOX security. They're watching!

3- Halt! You are have been single out as a threat to security by our behavior detection officers. The Thought Police will be here in a moment to take you away.

4- Wear a skimpy dress to prom... that's a jailing!

5- "My child stepped in dog poop! Someone must pay!" J'accuse Norwalk, Connecticut.

6- Mugshot goodness. And that first girl seems so nice. Maybe she got too high of an interest rate. Check out the power trio in photo #2.

7- FROM THE "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH CONGRESS" FILE: Download an illegal mp3... we'll take your house.

8- Wait, before you save that woman's life... you need to pay for that!

9- Cashier gets robs at gun point. Billion dollar multinational company expresses concern with "You're fired!"

10- Having putting an end to all other unsafe construction practices, Eugene, Oregon fines tavern $12K for illicit use of shrubbery.