NUNCHUKS VS. PING PONG PADDLES

Nunchuks win every time... if you're Bruce Lee.

Amazing!

YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP THE REST OF THE B#%TCHES

Guaranteed to put your ass in traction. No other explanation needed.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Sarah Palin 'pardons' a turkey as part of a Thanksgiving Day media event ...then proceeds to chat with reporters as less worthy turkeys are brutally slaughtered behind her.

Oddly enough, it reminds me of that moment in the debates when she completely ignored Joe Biden's story about his losing his wife and child in a car crash.

CAN I HAVE MY SPIDER BACK?

I stole this from someone on a discussion board who stole this from yet another discussion board.

I love it so very much. Almost as much as the chickens. I hope you will too.

IF THE ROLLING STONES NEVER GOT FURTHER THAN CABLE ACCESS

My buddy Jeff S sent me this video which he descibes as horrible and wonderful at the same time. I couldn't agree more.

I laughed.
I cringed.
It became a part of me.

JASMINE'S FOR FAILURES

Now, I know what I've been doing wrong when it comes to style!

BREAK IT UP!

Chickens enforce barnyard peace before things get ugly.

And there's nothing uglier than a full on rabbit gang war.



Animal videos

MILITARY CREATES REAL-LIFE HAPPY FUN BALL

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

Fun for terrorists of all ages!

Read about it here.

And Speaking Of Barbies...

Check out this artist who crafts creepy jewelry out of Barbie dolls. What's that mother? You want me to kill the harlot staying in Room 108?

No one can be held responsible for their actions at a Moody Blues concert

Did Cindy McCain cheat on her cheatin' hubby? Did this sad, drug addled beer heiress seek the tender attentions of a man who was not her husband? The National Enquirer is on the case!

Say it ain't so, Cindy! What's next? Sarah Palin sleeping with her hsuband's business partner? Oop. Already happened. Okay, so I'm waiting for the story about her getting it on with Joe The Plumber. Or maybe a moose. You betcha!

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR LACK OF VISION

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

ARE YOU FIRED UP?

This is totally why I'm voting for this guy.

WOMAN MOST LIKELY TO GET A BAG OF FLAMING POO ON HER DOORSTEP

It's rare that you get to see a real witch on Halloween.

This one lives in Grosse Pointe Farms, about 45 miles from my home.

Watch...

JACK CHICK FINALLY GOES BIG

If you don't know who Jack Chick is, he's a a California-based cartoonist who draws comic tracts that espouse Protestant evangelism.

You know, fire & brimstone-you're-going-to-hell-because-you-masturbated kinda stuff. Probably a lot like the stuff Sarah Palin's church pushes. (You knew I'd find a way to dis her in this post, didn't you?)

And now he's got an animated cartoon for my fave, Somebody Goofed.

I, for one, can't wait for the Christmas variety special.

SARAH PALIN PUNKED!

Some say Palin didn't deserve this. I say, if you cant handle a couple of radio pranksters from Montreal how in the world are you going to handle Al Quaeda?

Of course, all French do sound the same.

Listen and savor the mockery... (loved her response to "I loved the documentary about your life, Nailin' Palin")