NEWS YOU CAN USE UPDATE

1- Can I get $359 billion in tens and the rest in quarters? Sometimes stupidity is endearing.

2- Seattle hate pigeons. Owie!

3- Tune in tomorrow. Same weirdo time! Same weirdo channel! YouTube gives Scientologists
their own channel. Scientologist promptly sue.

4- Your shoes are destroying your feet. Really. Read about it here. I was so convinced I ordered
a pair of vibram five-fingered sandals.

5- Want to succeed in business. Learn from the mafia.