TALES OF CORPORATE DOUCHE BAGGERY

• Thinking of shoplifting? Try Home Depot.
• It's not CompUSA's fault you were stupid enough to think something was in the box.
• Okay, gathering crash data I kinda get. But what about all the other stuff (seatbelt usage, speed, etc) corporations will have access to? I'm sure that won't be reflected in your insurance premiums.
• Corporations: is the fact that they attract psychopaths the chicken or the egg?
• Company sues Google for libel because "it's too much work to figure out who was actually responsible."
• Made In China = Take Your Life In Your Own Hands

WALMART'S CONTINUED CAMPAIGN OF EVIL

• And the difference between this and slavery is what?
• "When Karen Armatrout died in 1997, her employer, Wal-Mart, collected thousands of dollars on a life insurance policy the retail giant had taken out without telling her, according to a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court."
• Wal-Mart stands behinds the products it sells. Unless, of course, death or disfigurement occurs. Then it's someone else's fault.