OUTLAW TIKES

One of my favorite new quotes is from actor-philosopher Johnny Depp who said:

“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.”

The man is a genius. And so hunky!

These links are inspired by his insight...

1. The scariest 10 year-old I've read about all week.
2. If you recently got a prank call that claimed "a big donut fell on your house" you can rest easy now. The authorities are on it!
3. Innocent my ass, lock him up and throw away the key.
4. Another 8 year-old smartypants destined to get beat up by museum officials.
5. Fat kids go missing too!