HALLOWEEN WEBSITES

1. Need a pumpkin carving pattern? Here, here and here are some sites that provide cool templates. Make your jack-o-lantern the envy of everyone on your block.
2. Here's a compilation of musicians who contributed to CALLING ALL FIENDS, 31 tracks of creepy crawly music. Forget the cutesy novelty tunes of the 50s & 60s (if I hear Monster Mash one more time someone's gonna get stabbed) these tunes claim to be "frightening, damaging and disturbing."
3. You know things have gotten bad when jack o lanterns fall victim to corporate branding.
4. Be the coolest Happy Halloween Homemaker on the block! Serve these treats to your kid's first grade class and watch Child Protective Services swoop right in!

5. These are the most amazing pumpkin carvings I've ever seen. (thx Jeff Sherwood!)

6. If you were an Edward Gorey character how would you die? I was sucked dry by a leach.

7. Finally, check out the horror of haunted hot sauce. They even come with nifty coffins. I want some now.