THE COCK SHOT SAGA CONTINUES

So, Jeff S has uncovered more of tasty tidbits about the Cock Shot inspiring work of Vince Shlomi. Turns out Vince of Slap Chop and Sham Wow fame did a little slapping and shamming to a prostitute. What does this teach us? That my best bud Jeff S has just the right amount of Internet OCD to make my blog fun.

Read the sordid details here.

COCK SHOT INSPIRATION

Jeff S discovered the origins of the Cock Shot parody.




Personally, I prefer the cock salad version.

WATERSHIP DOWN? NOPE. CAT SHIT ONE.


WTF?

LEAF MONKEYS ARE REALLY REALLY CUTE. WHO KNEW?

Did I mention how really cute they are?

NO LOVER OF GUNS AM I...

In fact, my discomfort with our nation's current gun laws recently got me out of jury duty (along with my knowledge of DNA).

But even I gotta admit that these photos of stuff getting blasted by a bullet are pretty damn cool.

BEST PAPERCLIP EVAH!!!

That's all I'm gonna say. Check it out here.

GERMAN SERIAL KILLER TURNS OUT TO BE BAD QUALITY CONTROL

This story is just a wee bit embarassing for the German police... especially because the French authorities figured it out. Probably while eating brie and sipping Chardonnay.

OKAY, THIS EYE FOR AN EYE THING IS BEING TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

It's the old story of a guy asks a chick to marry him, she says "no," he throws sulfuric acid at her, she takes him to court and gets permission to pour acid in his eyes.

I think the story was originally made popular on Three's Company.

Read it here if you don't believe me...

I WANT ONE BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT INCLUDES 9 JESUS CARDS

THE BEST PAUL KRUGMAN SONG I'VE EVER HEARD

See if you don't agree...

EXTREME BORDER COLLIES

Wales. Sheep. Astonishment. Three words you'd never think would go together. And yet this YouTube video proves just how true it is. Watch and smile.

CHILD-FRIENDLY CONTENT FOR A CHANGE

All I can say is "yum!"

THE WATCHMEN - SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON

Okay, this is one of those jokes that only works if you know the graphic novel or newly released movie.

THE GIRL WITH THE EPILEPTIC DOG

Brabbra vs Barbara. Brilliant. Funny. Catchy.