NATURE IS FUNNY

Baby Panda sneezes. Cracks me up every time.

DAVID LETTERMAN IS STILL THE SHIT

I used to religiously watch David Letterman in college, when he was on NBC. Before Jay Leno screwed him out of the Tonight Show. Four nights a week I'd take a break from my studies (when I wasn't working) and I'd laugh my ass off at whatever ridiculous or ego-deflating move Dave would pull on his show. I remember when Cher called him an asshole and he brilliantly, and cleverly, put her in her place. I remember when Stevie Nicks' people sent him a threatening letter not to mention her on his show and then he spent weeks mocking her. Letterman has a mean streak once you cross him and he isn't afraid to let you have it.

I haven't seen much of the show for the last decade or so. Occassional clips here and there. I think I've only seen one or two full episodes. But if you watch this clip, it's clear Dave still has it.
Joaquin Phoenix acts like a pretentious asshole and Letterman plays along for about 2 minutes before he starts to openly mock him (round about the 'unibomber' line).

If someone screws around with Dave's show --Letterman clearly hates actors and actresses who act like they're too good to be there-- he has no problem bitch slapping them but good. And the truth is, you're a fool if you think you can get the upper hand on the dude. I've seen him effortlessly put Bill O'Reilly in his place.

Or was the whole things a put on? An Andy Kaufman moment. You decide.

Watch and laugh...

AN HONEST, FABULOUS COMMERCIAL YOU MUST WATCH

If Trader Joes has any sense they'll pay this guy to make their ads immediately. Wonderful, funny, accurate and oh-so true (he had me with the yoga mom and braided penis lines). Watch and nod your head in agreement. Plus Waters Of March Agua De Marca is one of my favorite songs.

EVERY SOPRANOS SWEAR WORD FROM EVERY EPISODE

It's like a beautiful orchestra of profanity.



the sopranos, uncensored. from victor solomon on Vimeo.

IT NEVER ENDS, RUN OUT AND PICK ONE UP NOW!

Our consumer culture in a nutshell. Brilliant!



Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

THE WORST FOOD IN AMERICA

This is pretty shocking stuff. I can't believe people eat this crap. I'm ashamed to say I've eaten one item on the Top 20 Worst Foods In America. Although, I haven't had pizza at Pizzaria Uno in like 20 years. And I think I've only ever been there twice.

Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake2,600 calories135 g fat (59 g saturated fat, 2.5 g trans fats)263 g sugars1,700 mg sodium. We didn't think anything could be worse than Baskin Robbins' 2008 bombshell, the Heath Bar Shake. After all, it had more sugar (266 grams) than 20 bowls of Froot Loops, more calories (2,310) than 11 actual Heath Bars, and more ingredients (73) than you'll find in most chemist labs.

Rather than coming to their senses and removing it from the menu, they did themselves one worse and introduced this caloric catastrophe. It's soiled with more than a day's worth of calories and three days worth of saturated fat, and, worst of all, usually takes less than 10 minutes to sip through a straw.

Christian Bale Takes David To The Dentist

Two great tastes that taste great together...

SOMETIMES SOMETHING COOL HAPPENS


God, I love this.

My favorite part is the posts from Macomb, MI readers.

jim wrote on Feb 4, 2009 3:28 PM:
" so what the hell does this have to do with macomb county and it's problems? "

Night of the Living Dead wrote on Feb 4, 2009 3:32 PM:
" That's the point. If you think we have problems now, just wait'll the zombies get here.... "

TIME LAPSE VIDEO OF 9 MONTH OLD

ONE OF THOSE IDEAS I WISH I HAD COME UP WITH...

Old Jews Telling Jokes. I can think of a dozen people I could recruit.

Check 'em out.